Funny gal Tina Fey is dishing dirt on herself, confiding to Esquire that she loves to curse – and she advises young women to film their own bosoms on spring break.

The “30 Rock” star says her character, Liz Lemon, will never get hanky-panky with Jack Donaghy, the fictional NBC exec played by Alec Baldwin. “Okay, if we get to season 15, they’ll do it,” Fey quips.

The “Saturday Night Live” alum – up next in the movie “Date Night” with Steve Carrell – also says the hardest part of spoofing Sarah Palin was “gluing down my ears.”

“When I wear that half-up hairdo, my ears stick out,” she writes.

Fey confesses “I really love cursing a lot” and displays her fondness of F-bombs in her dispatch.

“But as I get older, I realize it’s a little unseemly for women of a certain age,” she says. “But once you pass 65, you can hit it full tilt again and it’s charming.”

On a semi-serious note, Fey recounts the sage business advice she once gave graduating female high schoolers headed for spring break: “They’re your boobs. At least have the sense to film it yourself and get the money from it.”

Interviewed this week on BlogTalkRadio, the “Lost” actor — a k a Tom Cruise’s cousin — is cagey as to whether he shares the “Mission: Impossible” star’s adherence to the gospel of L. Ron Hubbard.

But one thing’s for sure: He has learned from Cruise what not to do. When a caller asked, “Are you now a Scientologist?” Mapother — who made his name playing Marissa Tomei’s psychopathic ex in the 2001 Oscar-nominated flick “In the Bedroom” — replied: “I have kind of an unusual feeling about questions like that. On the one hand, I’m grateful that people are interested . . . At the same time . . . there’s kind of an ever-wavering boundary between the things I’m willing to talk about, and the things I’m not. And part of the reason that I find myself particularly cautious in this area is because of the things my cousin has been through.”

While walking out of The Eldridge after filming a segment for MTV News at the Lower East Side club, the rapper was approached by two high-school students who asked him to listen to rap beats they had recorded on an iPod.

“Snoop puts on the earphones and then started freestyling about the Lower East Side,” says an onlooker.

“He put on a great show. He ended up liking one of the beats so much that he asked his manager to get one of the kids’ e-mail addresses.”

Even basketball’s biggest fans would acknowledge the game is not for everyone.

The act of running down the court while bouncing a large ball, then throwing it in the net and repeating it 200 times can create lulls for even die-hard supporters.

So it was perhaps no surprise that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes appeared to find the on-court action less than thrilling when the LA Lakers took on the Minnesota Timberwolves in Los Angles this week.

Holmes, 31, in a denim jacket, jeans, peep toe boot heels, appeared sullen while Cruise occupied himself with a box of popcorn.

Also present at the match between the Lakers and Timberwolves were Leonardo Di Caprio and Chris Brown.

R&B singer Brown spent some time talking to Tom Cruise before they shared a manly hug.

While Di Caprio spent his time focussing on the match, which was eventually won by the Lakers 104 to 96.

After the game, LA Lakers star Kobe Bryant walked over to Cruise and gave him a high-five.

According to a report the actor is devastated that David Beckham is out of the World Cup.

The Beckhams and the Cruises have become friends since David and Victoria moved to Los Angeles.

A source close to the actor allegedly said: ‘Tom is devastated for David but at the same time he feels this is a sign that it’s time for him to move on from soccer.

‘He can see a biopic of David Beckham being just the beginning of his new role as a sporting ambassador and Hollywood star.

‘He’s sure David will make a full recovery and play again — and that will be the perfect ending to his story as a sporting legend.’

Photo credit: Ralph Notaro/NDM Images.

Zev Norotsky’s Fluent clothing line will debut them Friday at a party New York club Pacha is throwing at Parkwest in South Beach, where the Black Eyed Peas’ will.i.am will spin.

The tops cost $28 and all proceeds will go to the DJ AM Memorial Fund.

DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, died in August after an accidental drug overdose.

It seems Olympic gold medalists can get the shirts ahead of time: The first one was snagged by snowboarder Shaun White.

Chris Rock’s representative has shot down rumours the funnyman has fathered a lovechild, insisting a mystery girl recently pictured with him is the daughter of a friend.

The comic was photographed leaving New York City’s Trump International Hotel with his wife, Malaak, his five-year-old daughter, Zahra, a nanny, and the unknown woman.

The images fuelled speculation Rock, who also has a seven-year-old daughter, Lola, has a secret child by another woman.

But a spokesperson for the star has moved quickly to refute the claims, insisting the girl in question is a friend of the family, who regularly visits from South Africa.

The representative tells People.com, “The child in the photograph with Chris Rock that appeared in the New York Post is the daughter of a family friend from South Africa whom (his wife) Malaak Compton-Rock met through her charity endeavours over the years. She visits often and when here is a joy to the Rockfamily.”

Lady Gaga is firing back at a music producer who claims he launched her career and is suing her for $30.5 million.

Her lawyer said in a court filing made public Friday the agreement at the heart of the suit was “unlawful.”

Song writer and music producer Rob Fusari filed the lawsuit Wednesday in Manhattan against the Grammy Award-winning performer. He said his protege and former girlfriend, whose real name is Stefani Germanotta, ditched him as her career soared.

The lawsuit said they co-wrote songs such as “Paparazzi” and “Beautiful, Dirty, Rich.” Fusari also said he came up with her stage name and helped get her record deal.

According to the lawsuit, Lady Gaga and Fusari’s relationship turned romantic and then became a business partnership in May 2006, when they created a joint venture called Team Love Child LLC to promote her career. Fusari’s share was 20 percent.

But Lady Gaga lawyer Charles Ortner wrote in his response that the arrangement was “structured in such a way as to mask its true purpose – to provide to the defendants unlawful compensation for their services as unlicensed employment agents.”

Ortner wrote that Fusari and his company violated statutes that prohibited them from “acting as employment agents without a license and charging Lady Gaga an unlawful fee for their purported services.”

Fusari’s lawyer, Robert S. Meloni, called the claim “ludicrous” in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

“Fusari is a PARTNER in the Team Love LLC with Gag and her father (through their company Mermaid),” Meloni wrote. “Rob was no more of an ‘agent’ for her than she is a Roman Catholic nun.”

Ortner did not immediately respond to a phone message left at his office and an e-mail.

Lady Gaga won two Grammys in January: best dance recording, for “Poker Face,” and best electronic/dance album, for “The Fame.”

A lesbian high school student embroiled in a legal flap over her school’s prom policy has received a $30,000 scholarship on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”

Constance McMillen was speechless Friday when the talk show host pulled out an oversized check from the Web site Tonic.Com, a digital media company.

DeGeneres says she admires McMillen for challenging Itawamba County School District rules that would prevent her from escorting her girlfriend to the prom. The school district canceled the April 2 prom after McMillen’s request.

A hearing is scheduled Monday in federal court in Aberdeen on American Civil Liberties Union efforts to force the district to hold the prom.