Celebrity Mound

BRANDON “Greasy Bear” Davis, grandson of the late oil billionaire Marvin Davis, has worn out his welcome as a houseguest of one of his few friends, music producer Scott Storch. The other night, “Brandon and Scott went out and Brandon went back to Scott’s place and crashed on the couch,” a source said. “The next morning, when Scott got up, Brandon was already gone – and so was Scott’s $100,000 diamond encrusted watch that had been in the same room the night before. Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but, ‘It’s OK – I just got a new security system, so everything’s on tape.’ ” After learning he’d be caught, Davis “started crying hysterically and saying, ‘Please don’t tell anyone – I’ll bring it back.’ Scott felt bad for him and got his watch back like an hour later, so he didn’t call the police.” When Page Six asked Storch about the episode, he would only say, “I heard about this. Give peace a chance.” Davis couldn’t be reached.

WE knew Brandon Davis’ new “cleaned-up” act couldn’t last – and we were right. On Sunday, a mere one day after we reported he was “clean, sober, and slimmed down,” Greasy Bear had “a meltdown” at the Setai in South Beach, Miami sources said. “Police came after he was denied check-in” at the hotel, according to one of our snitches. “He was screaming at staff and managers and was looking very thin and sweaty.” Other spies later saw him around local nightclubs without his girlfriend, Cheyenne Tozzi, “straddling girls and playing with their bras under their shirts.”

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They say you can never have too much money…

Well, not so much. Brandon Davis has finally learned that the old chestnut just doesn’t always ring true, and cash doesn’t always get you past the guy at the door.

It sure looks like money buys happiness for the oil heir, seen here posing it up while frolicking in the Aussie surf, but life down under wasn’t so carefree the day before. Early Saturday morning Brandon, 28, was detained by Aussie customs officials for having too much cash.

Brandon was delayed for more than two hours by officials unimpressed with his display of wealth while his gal Cheyenne Tozzi paced, irritated, while waiting for him in the arrivals area of the airport, the Sydney Daily Telegraph reports. She was sick of waiting, so well, she stopped waiting. By the time Brandon emerged from customs, Cheyenne was gone; she had been picked up already by friends.

We know that passengers carrying more than $10,000 are required to declare their cash, but we don’t know just how much Brandon had on him. And where was he carrying it? Not that we’ve tried or anything, but we doubt that much cash would fit into our wallet. A lesson for our poor little rich kid: They do actually take credit cards down under. It’s a lesson a little late in coming, but hey, better late than never.

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BRANDON “Greasy Bear” Davis was looking for someone to grease his palm after he crapped out at the tables in Atlantic City. The Post’s Braden Keil reports that the lowbrow oil heir hit up several guests at a weekendlong birthday party for a cash infusion, after claiming to already be $80,000 in the hole at Harrah’s. But none of the revelers, including birthday girl Brittny Gastineau and mother Lisa, May Anderson, Bethenny Frankel and Federico Castelluccio, contributed to his cause. “He was asking everyone for $5,000,” said a witness.

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