Celebrity Mound

As the longtime lead singer of Poison, a band that came to be in the ’80s seemingly composed of equal parts attitude and hairspray, Bret Michaels has probably seen and experienced levels of sexual debauchery that none of us could even fathom. So it’s not surprising that the 46-year-old has soldiered through three seasons of the VH1 Rock of Love franchise sporting the same bemused attitude about the antics of the dipsomaniacal gaggle of chicks fighting over him as Mrs. Garrett had while minding her charges in The Facts of Life. And even though Michaels might have swapped some major spit with his ROL potential mates, all the truly dirty deeds culled from his life spent in and out of spandex can be found within the pages of his brand-new memoir, Bret Michaels: Roses & Thorns.

Here’s a small snippet of the interview:

ELLE: Do you recall the moment you realized you were a sexual being?

BRET MICHAELS: Vividly. I was digging through my father’s drawer, when I found a thicker magazine than usual: the Women of the Office edition of Playboy—you know, that whole hot, sexy miniskirt but she’s got the glasses on thing. I assumed this was what every girl who worked in an office looked like and did. I thought, No wonder my dad likes going to work.

You can read the entire interview right here:

http://www.elle.com/Entertainment/Men-We-Love/Bret-Michaels

Forget those ladies vying for Bret Michael’s attention on Rock of Love — he’s only got eyes for Jennifer Aniston.

“There is no doubt I find Jennifer to be very hot, smart, funny down-to-earth and a great actress,” Michaels reveals to Usmagazine.com. ” She is creative and seems to be on top of her business as well.”

He continues: “Most importantly, she seems like someone you could take home to meet mom — yet, behind closed tour bus doors, she could rock your world.

“I am really just stating the facts as I see them,” he says.

He also adds that he “respects” Aniston’s and John Mayer’s on-again relationship, “but should John fall out of the picture for some reason… I’m just saying.”

A pal of Michael’s first told the Daily News Tuesday that he was “really crushing on Jen.”

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When Bret Michaels goes looking for love, he doesn’t let anything get in his way—not even walls, perhaps.

The Poison rocker turned reality-TV lothario has been added to a breach-of-contract lawsuit filed Friday against the producers of Rock of Love by the owner of the $9 million home where they filmed the VH1 series’ second season last winter.

Ray Sahranavard claims at least $380,000 worth of damage was done to his Encino, Calif., mansion after Mindless Entertainment Inc. promised to take care of the residence and provide an additional $3 million of liability insurance for him—just in case.

According to his complaint, upon returning to his home after two months of filming, Sahranavard found holes in the walls and ceilings, the doors had been removed, most of his grass and outdoor plants had died, and the interior of the home had been almost entirely repainted.

A general contractor assessed the damage at $380,000, but then the producers attempted to distance themselves from what went on inside the house, claiming they were not aware of what Michaels was up to when not being monitored by the company, the lawsuit states. They later admitted they never obtained the extra insurance, either.

In his original suit, the disgruntled homeowner accused Mindless Entertainment of breach of contract, fraud, negligence and negligent misrepresentation. And on Wednesday, he amended the complaint to include Michaels as a defendant, also accusing the 45-year-old musician of intentional destruction of property.

Reps for Michaels and Mindless have not yet commented on the suit.

But if it doesn’t work out with Daisy or Ambre on Sunday’s season finale, it appears as if Rock of Love will be searching for new digs should Michaels’ quest for further public ridicule continue.

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