RAT-milk maven Heather Mills and her batty new mouthpiece, Michele Elyzabeth, are on a rampage, swearing to permanently cut off any news media outlet that dares make fun of Mills.

“Heather married Paul McCartney, period. It’s not going away. And during this divorce they [the media] will need access and are not going to get it,” Elyzabeth told Page Six yesterday. “They are [bleep]holes. There are limits and they make fun of her. They’ve crossed the line.”

Elyzabeth – who has taken to videoblogging about McCartney’s peg-legged ex with her flamboyant hairdressing friend, David Paul, and her lapdog, Bijou – said her latest beef is over the way some news organizations covered a statement Mills made Sunday in London’s Hyde Park.

Mills, a militant vegan, urged people to try drinking milk from rats and dogs instead of cows, innocent beasts she feels are being exploited by humans. She spouted at the park’s Speakers Corner, “There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?” Some in the media immediately went in for the kill, calling Mills crazy.

“She was joking about the rats,” said Elyzabeth. “But she was serious about the milk. It is very bad for people, especially children. A cow can only give so much.” She said Mills was “furious” over the way the rat story was reported: “She told me, ‘You can only take so much, then you become numb. Everything I do, people take it apart.’ ”

Elyzabeth and Mills are so angry, they’ve already cut off communication with some news outlets. “They want to make fun of her? Now CBS is out. ‘Inside Edition,’ out. Most British press, including the Daily Mirror and The Mail, out,” Elyzabeth declared.

Mills stormed out of an LBC radio interview in London earlier in the day on Sunday, because she apparently didn’t like the line of questioning there, either. “Believe me, all these outlets will be sorry,” said Elyzabeth, a former spa owner with a thick French accent. “It’s good for me because I’m saving time by cutting them out of my schedule. A bunch of them are idiots, somebody should shut them up.”

Elyzabeth, who has had her own sanity questioned for staunchly defending Mills, said, “I’m so happy doing this, I’ll take what comes my way. They want to take me down? I’ll take them down with me.”

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Looking sultry in a gold sequinned dress with the caption, Heather Mills has chosen a high-profile bill board campaign to announce her newly single status after splitting from Sir Paul McCartney.

From tomorrow she will feature in a series of ads which will have drivers literally stopping in their tracks.

In one of the posters for animal welfare charity Viva! A glowing Miss Mills in a figure-skimming dress lies on scorched earth to highlight how the meat and dairy industry is contributing to the greenhouse effect.

In another, the campaigner – whose leg was amputated after a motorbike accident – appears to be sending herself up with the logo “You haven’t got a leg to stand on!” aimed at meat eaters for playing a part in global warming.

About 100 of the huge billboards are set to be erected around the country tomorrow in Miss Mills’ biggest campaign since her marriage to the 65-year-old former Beatle broke down.

The pair, who have a four-year-old daughter Beatrice, are embroiled in lengthy divorce negotiations and have yet to decide Miss Mills’ share of her former husband’s £85million fortune.

Miss Mills, 39, said: “The startling truth is that animals farmed for meat and dairy are now one of the greatest threats to the planet.

“The United Nations last year issued a shocking report on the environmental damage being done by livestock.

“I became a vegetarian for health reasons. Then I found out about the awful animal abuse in factory farms and dairy herds and became a vegan.

“The easiest and most effective way of cutting our contribution is to change our diet and go vegan. It is that simple.”

Viva! director Juliet Gellatley said; “Livestock are the second biggest cause of greenhouse gasses at 18 per cent compared to 13.5 per cent from all the world’s different modes of transport combined.

“They are the major cause of both species extinction and the felling of tropical.”

A source who works on the campaign said: “Although it is surprising Heather is sending up her own disability in one of her ads, she was completely up for anything that would highlight the cause.

“The idea was partly hers and she was incredibly relaxed about how she was portrayed. She showed she had a good sense of humour.”

Earlier this month Miss Mills told in a round of TV and magazine interviews how her marriage breakdown had driven her to the brink of suicide.

Sir Paul has recently been linked to American millionairess Nancy Shevell, 47, who has separated from her husband Bruce Blakeman.

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Nov 162007
 

HEATHER Mills has only one full leg, but the bitter ex-model is not above using it to deliver some very mean kicks to Paul McCartney’s daughter, Stella.

The soon-to-be-ex of the former Beatle sicced her new publicist on Stella yesterday, accusing the fashion designer of being so petty, vindictive and cheap that she was charging Mills almost full price for her exclusive line of pricey duds.

“Stella told Heather she’d give her just 10 percent off at her boutique in London,” LA-based publicist Michelle Elyzabeth fumed to Page Six yesterday. “And they were related. But that just goes along with everything we know about Stella now.”

The pit-bull flack said that Mills valiantly “tried and tried” to form a positive relationship with Stella during her four-year marriage to Paul but that it became clear how much Stella despised her after one particularly low blow three years ago.

That was when the hotheaded amputee, who does charity work for Adopt-A-Minefield, which raises money to clear land mines and help land-mine survivors, personally asked Stella to donate bottles of her perfume for inclusion in gift bags for a charity gala.

“She said, ‘No!’ What would that have cost her? Nothing,” raged Elyzabeth. “But we didn’t beg. One turndown is enough, so we told her, ‘Fine, thank you,’ and Elizabeth Arden donated instead.”

Elyzabeth insisted that Mills staunchly defended Stella all the way up until her nasty 2006 split from Paul, whom many have claimed she married to get her hands on his estimated $1 billion fortune. “Stella never cared for her, but Heather always said, ‘She has such a close relationship with her dad, that’s all it is,’ ” Elyzabeth claimed. “She never tried to fight with her.”

Stella McCartney has made no secret of her hatred for Mills and once reportedly threatened to “kill the bitch” after hearing Mills accuse her dad of once hitting her late mother, Linda. Recently, she delivered another low blow by designing a one-leg pendant for her jewelry line.

Stella’s rep did not return calls or e-mails for comment.

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Nov 022007
 

HEATHER Mills, who claims she despises the media, continued her attacks against Paul McCartney yesterday in double-barrelled interviews with “The Today Show” and “Good Morning America.” Among the one-legged model’s latest claims: The Beatle doesn’t give enough money to charity, and he refused her plea for a “gentle and quick” divorce. She said she pleaded in vain with the legendary rocker: “I’m going to be crucified. I’m going to have a modern-day stoning. You know why we split, you know the truth, you need to stand up and say, ‘I am responsible for the breakup of this marriage.’ ” Mills also said McCartney won’t let their daughter, Beatrice, live in the United States because he doesn’t want her to have an American accent. Meanwhile, reports out of London say Mills privately played a tape to a British TV crew in which McCartney admits he hit his late wife, Linda, “once or twice.” The rocker’s rep had no comment.

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HEATHER Mills wants to be played by Reese Witherspoon in the movie of her life, but she wants an unknown to play Paul McCartney, 65. Britain’s Daily Mail reports Mills, 39, flew to L.A. this week for meetings on the biopic, which had been shelved while she was negotiating her divorce settlement with the former Beatle. When talks collapsed last week, “the script was dusted off pretty rapidly,” a source was quoted. “Heather sees this film as the tragic and empowering story of a young model who loses her leg, overcomes her difficulties and marries her prince. But the most interesting part of the tale will be the dark goings-on behind closed doors.”

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Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills arrived in court today for a last ditch attempt at hammering out an amicable deal in the most celebrated and potentially most costly divorce battle in British legal history.

Miss Mills arrived first in a car at the back of First Avenue House, an annexe of the Royal Courts of Justice in Holborn.

She was taken from the car with a blanket covering her head in a vain attempt to thwart the scores of photographers who surrounded the building, and according to a source demanded a wheelchair for the short journey to the meeting location.

A relaxed-looking Sir Paul, wearing a dark suit, arrived a few minutes later, after enjoying a leisurely breakfast near his north London home.

They used judges’ entrances to get to court No.16 and avoid any contact with the media. Even the small spy hole in the door of the court had been covered to stop prying eyes.

The secrecy surrounding the case was highlighted by the fact that the noticeboard outside the court contained no names of either parties in the case or the judge.

As the time approached for the beginning of the hearing, court officials barricaded the entrance to Court 16 with four office chairs.

It was strictly no admittance.

All that could be seen of the crucial hearing was a strip light framed by the steel windows visible from Bedford Row, W1 at the back of the building.

Sir Paul and Heather hope to agree a divorce settlement within the next 24 hours.

It is not unusual for divorcing couples to hold such meetings when they are close to hammering out a deal.

In these cases, all offers already made are laid on the table and the judge will indicate what he thinks a court would order were the couple not to reach agreement.

The settlement Miss Mills and Sir Paul are circling – thought to be the biggest in Britain’s legal history – is based on a report first revealed by this paper in July.

That agreement is that Miss Mills should receive a lump sum of around £15million.

For the remaining 14 years until their daughter Beatrice reaches her 18th birthday, she would receive an annual payment of between £3million and £3.5million.

The total payout is therefore estimated to be between £57million and £64million.

Family lawyers have speculated that the payout should be a lot less.

But Sir Paul may be willing to spend this much to ensure his ex-wife’s silence on the split.

The deal they sign is expected to include a clause that neither party speaks publicly about the reason for the marriage breakdown.
By staggering the payments until he is nearly 80, he gives Miss Mills extra incentive to adhere to the terms.

In divorce papers leaked last October, she accused Sir Paul of assaulting her at least four times, once slashing her arm with a broken wine glass.

She also said he was drunk regularly and smoked cannabis and that he prevented her from breast-feeding Beatrice.

Sir Paul has refused to be drawn into any allegations.

Miss Mills will not, it is understood, get any property in the agreement.

It had been suggested that she would receive Sir Paul’s £10million home in North London. She already has a seaside home in Hove, East Sussex, as well as a large property in the Home Counties.

Sir Paul, 65, will pay all Beatrice’s living expenses including her schooling and security.

He and Miss Mills will continue to share access to her.

In recent months there has been much to-ing and fro-ing between their lawyers.

Miss Mills, 39, is understood to have been pushing for a larger interim payment equivalent to £15million after tax. The amount of the annual payment has also wavered.

This agreement is being seen as a happy outcome, financially at least, for both parties.

Sir Paul is paying a smaller lump sum from his £825million fortune than Miss Mills feels she deserves.

But she will still end up with a very large total for someone whose marriage broke up after only four years.

The deal overshadows the £48million that insurance broker John Charman, 53, was ordered to give his former wife Beverley in May in Britain’s biggest contested divorce settlement.

Spokesmen for Miss Mills and Sir Paul would not comment on the progress of the divorce.

But the meeting is understood to be taking place tomorrow before Mr Justice Coleridge.

His clerk, Brian Atkinson, would not confirm or deny whether the judge was mediating the McCartney-Mills settlement tomorrow. But he said that a hearing of that type “would be a day or a half day of work at a private location”.

He added: “This is known as a financial dispute resolution and is where the judge tells the two parties what he would do having read the (divorce) papers.

“They can take or leave the advice. It is a method of trying to mediate and is quite informal. It happens quite frequently and the success rate would probably be about 60 per cent.”

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HEATHER Mills has been hell on wheels in East Hampton. Paul McCartney’s estranged wife, who’s renting Nora Ephron and Nick Pileggi’s mansion in the Georgica Pond area, has been racking up parking tickets in her rented Bentley convertible. “She’s parking in front of fire hydrants and in handicapped zones without a handicapped tag,” a source tells The Post’s Braden Keil. The peg-legged “Dancing With the Stars” hoofer recently showed an unimpressed town cop her prosthesis while he was writing up her white gas-guzzler. She was then photographed sticking her tongue out at him as soon as he turned his back.

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Heather Mills has rejected Paul McCartney’s $41 million proposed divorce settlement, but says she’ll graciously hop away for a paltry $102 million, the Times of London reports. When the duo called their four-year marriage quits last May, Mills allegedly sought more than $300 million of McCartney’s $1.6 billion empire. An $8 million Georgian mansion in London’s tony St. John Wood was reportedly high on her wish list. Now it appears Mills is willing to let it be for much less. If they don’t reach a settlement, there will be an answer after a trial set for February.

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Well, America, after six weeks Heather Mills (armed with a farewell speech), finally danced her way off of Dancing With the Stars. Call her what you will, but at least you can’t fault her for being unprepared.

After a harsh judging round Tuesday that followed Mills and pro partner Jonathan Roberts’ performance of the paso doble, Mills chalked up their off week to the fact that Mills dragged Roberts on a trans-Atlantic flight to London and back so Mills could see her young daughter. The performance was clearly disjointed and the theatrics too heavy, but color us surprised when Mills was eliminated instead of former Cheers star John Ratzenberger. Does the voting public not realize that it was this geezer’s time to go during week two?

In the most long and drawn out reality results show we’ve ever seen – and trust Us when we say ever – Tom Bergeron and his sidekick Samantha Harris eliminated Mills and Roberts. Hoping to capitalize on the last of her relatively scandal-free moment in the spotlight, Mills immediately whipped out her handwritten note and got to business. “I’d like to thank the Academy,” she begins. Give that girl a set of crocodile tears and she’d be good to go, saying goodbye to “all the girls in makeup, the orchestra….”

Thanking her pro Roberts, Mills explained to viewers that “once the dancers go out they’re not paid.” See what you did, Heather? You put that poor sweet boy out of a job! But rest assured, members of the extended Roberts family – Mills promised to “try to get him some great work.” My, my, my, Heather – is it always about money with you?

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