JIMMY Kimmel and Sarah Silverman aren’t the only two heartbroken over their sudden breakup. Howard Stern, a close pal of both, was supposed to hang out with the comic duo on his vacation last week, but they never showed. “Jimmy e-mailed me and said they were going through some tough times,” Stern said on his Sirius show. “I got so upset I had to go take a walk.” Stern said Kimmel told him it was “mutual” and like he’d “lost his best friend.” Meanwhile, Stern’s getting closer to his wedding to Beth Ostrosky, where Kelly Ripa’s hubby, Mark Consuelos, an ordained minister, might officiate.

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The country legend said she was “humiliated and shocked” last week when Stern staffers mashed up an audio book of hers, stringing together words to form racist and vulgar statements in an ongoing routine on the show. “I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth,” Parton said in a statement. “If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this.” But Stern claims Parton has no case, as the tape was a parody – and he really likes Dolly, anyway. “She’s had a long career and she’s been hot the whole time,” Stern said yesterday on his show, trying to placate the buxom singer.

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SHOCK jock Howard Stern was finally left speechless yesterday after a brawl erupted inside his Sirius Satellite studio between his hard-partying sidekick Artie Lange and Lange’s assistant, Teddy, which ended with Lange’s quitting the show.

The bickering started off air in the morning, in the hallway adjacent to Stern’s studio. Show staffers overheard Lange screaming at Teddy because Teddy asked him for his passport for the fourth time as he planned their flight to Amsterdam, which was set to take off last night. Lange told Teddy he should have photocopied the passport the first time.

Stern was told they had been bickering and brought it up on air. When Teddy came in to defend himself, Lange snapped.

“He’s a loser,” yelled Lange. “He’s the most unorganized assistant. I want to fire him, but he has no money. I hope he dies of AIDS.”

Lange, who pays Teddy $24,000 a year for part-time work, then accused Teddy of embarrassing him in front of friends last week in LA when he called Bloomingdale’s department store by its nickname, Bloomie’s, and announced the store didn’t have something in Lange’s size.
“I think I hired a fag,” said Lange. “I wanted to throw him out the window.”

Lange then threw a cup of water at Teddy and lunged at him, throwing a punch that didn’t land. Show writer Benjy
Bronk jumped on Lange and held him back, while Ronnie “The Limo Driver” Mund burst in to get Teddy out of the studio.

Lange blamed Stern for the fight, saying that Stern “pushed” him to the breaking point and that he couldn’t guarantee he wouldn’t snap again in the future. He then told Stern he loved him and resigned.

“Don’t ever mention Bloomie’s around the guy,” Stern sighed.

One show insider says that the staff loves Lange and is “extremely upset” but that it’s out of Stern’s hands and that Sirius management will soon decide Lange’s fate. The show is on a break next week.

Both Lange and Teddy failed to return calls for comment. Lange was last spotted by a fan at the Brooklyn Diner on West 57th, drowning his sorrows in a plate of food.

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WHO is responsible for reality TV? Howard Stern, according to Mike Walker, the National Enquirer gossip king. In “Get Real! The Sexy, Scary, Scandalous World of Reality TV,” Walker dedicates a whole chapter to the King of All Media and his “seminal contribution to defining the reality TV genre.” It was Stern who first suggested to frequent guests Ozzy and Sharon Osborne they should do a TV show about their family life. But it was also Stern who featured the private lives of his producers, writers and interns on his hugely popular radio show. Walker describes realizing one morning he was hooked on their squabbling. “Howard’s dysfunctional family was now . . . my family.”

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THINGS got extremely messy at Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club the other night as the birthday bash for Howard Stern’s chauffeur Ronnie “The Limo Driver” Munn turned into “Animal House.” As a huge cake in the shape of a buxom, nude woman was wheeled in, boozing revelers cramming the mammary mecca quickly dug in with their hands and launched into a raucous food fight. Club owner “Big John” was soon so covered in frosting, he took his shirt off. Next, another guest grabbed a fire extinguisher and jokingly pretended he was spraying everything in sight – then the extinguisher went off for real, giving the masses a soaking. All the while, the club’s strippers continued their duties, shaking their stuff and giving lap dances. Meanwhile, Stern’s portly sidekick Artie Lange was oblivious to the wild scene. He was much too busy cavorting with an eye-poppingly hot Brazilian dancer in the corner to notice the madness.

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Howard Stern admitted on his show last week that he was getting “cold feet” over his upcoming wedding to fiancée Beth Ostrosky. “I wonder what I’m doing getting married,” the shock jock wondered aloud. “I want nothing to do with a wedding.” Stern said that it was his idea to have a fancy wedding instead of “running off somewhere.” But now, Beth wants to invite more people than Stern would like. But, of course, Ostrosky can persuade him in the bedroom. “I get horny and come up with wedding ideas,” said Stern.

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An explosive tell-all book about Anna Nicole Smith’s sad demise alleges the two men who battled for custody of her baby girl and control of her fortune were gay lovers.

The bombshell allegations about the steamy relationship between the former Playboy Playmate’s longtime companion Howard K. Stern and her baby’s biological father, Larry Birkhead, come to light in “Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith’s Death.”

Sordid passages in the soon-to-be released book by former MSNBC journalist Rita Cosby describe how Anna Nicole and her friend allegedly caught Stern and Birkhead with their shirts off and their pants around their ankles in a Los Angeles home.

Jackie Hatten, described in the book as one of Anna Nicole’s closest friends, said the men were engaged in oral sex.

“Their bodies were intermingled,” Hatten says, according to a copy of the book obtained by the Daily News. “It was obvious what was happening.”
The shocking book accuses Birkhead and Stern of cutting a secret deal after Anna Nicole was buried in March, with Birkhead getting custody of Dannielynn in return for Stern being named executor of the star’s estate.

Dannielynn, who turns 1 on Friday, could inherit hundreds of millions of dollars from the estate of Smith’s late husband, oil tycoon Howard Marshall.

Birkhead and a lawyer for Stern both vehemently denied the accusations in Cosby’s book yesterday – and vowed to drag her into court, setting the stage for an ugly legal battle.

“None of it is true,” Birkhead told The News. “I’m gonna sue Rita Cosby for it.”

Birkhead said he was disgusted by Cosby’s claim that he and Stern were gay lovers.

“If she printed that then she is really getting sued,” Birkhead yelled. “My attorneys are going after her and that is absolutely false. And I am sure Howard and the estate and everyone else involved is going to sue her too. This is just nonsense.”

Stern’s lawyer, Lin Wood, called the book’s content “false and defamatory.” Wood said Cosby “has taken the coverage to a disgusting new low for which she will be held legally accountable.”

OK! magazine already has severed ties with Birkhead over the Cosby allegations, axing coverage of Dannielynn’s first birthday as the final part of a $1.7 million access deal.

The 244-page book reads like a whodunit novel with cliffhanger chapters, plot twists and tales of deception by those closest to Anna Nicole.
The former stripper knew both Birkhead and Stern were gay, the book alleges. But Smith, who was obsessed with Marilyn Monroe, chose Birkhead as her lover because she wanted a blond, blue-eyed baby, according to Cosby.

The tell-all claims Anna Nicole would spread out on her bed and watch a video allegedly showing Birkhead and Stern having oral sex “over and over” while Stern worked on his computer in their Bahamas home. The existence of the video was confirmed by a source yesterday.
Stern is portrayed in Cosby’s book as a jealous, money-grabbing control freak who manipulates the erratic blond beauty’s celebrity status for his own financial gain.

As her life spun out of control after the death of her son, Daniel, last September, Stern kept Anna Nicole hidden from friends and forced the heavily drugged model to sign stacks of paperwork, the book claims.

His alleged “goodie bag” of meds – including Vicodin, Valium, morphine and Demerol – were never far from reach.

“He was the pharmacist and [the bag] was the drugstore,” Anna Nicole’s ex-boyfriend Ben Thompson told Cosby.

In Anna Nicole’s final days, the buxom blond was holed up in Room 607 at the Hard Rock Hotel in Florida, with a raging 105-degree fever, the book says.

She was watched by Stern, her bodyguard, her psychiatrist and a handful of aides as a pus-filled abscess from a needle injection in her left buttock caused an infection in her bloodstream, Cosby writes.

Cosby alleges a right-handed Anna Nicole could never have administered these injections herself.

As Anna Nicole’s life slowly ebbed away, Stern allegedly abandoned her to keep an appointment with a boat broker. The book describes him as cold and nonchalant when told of Anna Nicole’s death – a far cry from the picture of a doting lover he painted in interviews.

As doctors rushed Anna Nicole to a hospital in a futile bid to save her life, Stern allegedly was already on the phone to media contacts lining up lucrative exclusive interviews.

“Howard was ready to make his next deal,” an eyewitness says in the book. “It showed us that to Howard it was all about money.”
Birkhead comes across as no angel either. The book claims Birkhead gave Smith cocktails of drugs and watched as Stern allegedly gave medication to Anna Nicole while she was attached to an IV drip in the hospital during her pregnancy.

His image as the “aw shucks nice guy” was a carefully crafted ploy to manipulate the media, Birkhead’s former lawyer Debra Opri told Cosby. Opri is suing Birkhead for failing to pay her legal fees.

Yesterday, Birkhead dismissed Cosby, whose MSNBC show was canceled last year, as a has-been TV hack.
“She got fired and nobody wanted her,” Birkhead told The News. “The last story she did was on Anna and now she is doing this book because no one will hire her.”

Stern’s lawyer was equally outraged, saying: “It appears that Ms. Cosby has joined the ranks of tabloid journalists who are willing to publish the print equivalent of sewerage to engage in character assassination for profit.”

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