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Hugh Hefner has been blessed with three new very gorgeous blonde beauties — two of which are twins. But despite his romantic relationship with 19-year-olds Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the men’s magazine mogul admitted at the recent Playmate of the Year party at The Palms in Sin City that he still can’t really tell them apart.

“I have one little trick, one has a little mark,” Hef said, motioning to his neck. “Other than that, I don’t know.”

The 83-year-old — who is no doubt living a life beyond most male’s wildest dreams — is also getting ready to see his trials and tribulations on the big screen in an upcoming Brett Ratner flick. And who does Hef want to play him?

“Robert Downey Jr. and I have talked about it, it’s a very real possibility,” Hef added. “Downey’s a marvelous actor, I would be honored.”

We caught up with the ultimate Playboy (and his three leading ladies of course) again last week at AFI’s Tribute to Michael Douglas where he was glowing about former flame Kendra Wilkinson’s recent pregnancy news.

“Kendra is going to be a good mommy, she’s growing up and Hank is going to be a very good influence on her. They are an ideal couple,” Hef said. “I’m sure the baby will end up at the Mansion. We do have (lots of little bunnies). We have a lot of friends and second generation Playmates, so there are a lot of kids around the Mansion these days.”

So does that mean the iconic Playboy Mansion is losing its rep as the abode of bad behavior?

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Just a quick heads up about tomorrow’s new Head Case & Party Down (Starz, 10p & 10:30p respectively). This week, Dr. Goode is mired in wedding trauma but tries to have sessions with Janeane Garofalo & Hef (he’s stressed about his girlfriends), obvs. they do not go very well.

ead Case is back with an expanded Goode Therapy site (more traumatizing than last spring’s even…). If you want to take a look it’s here: http://www.starz.com/originals/HeadCase/GoodeTherapy/Pages/GoodeTherapy.aspx

Hugh Hefner’s twin girlfriends may seem perfect, but their bleached blonde hair was recently deemed “too overprocessed” to be donated for charity.

The revelation about the poor-quality locks of Karissa and Kristina Shannon comes after 2008’s “Playmate of the Year” Jayde Nicole established her own charity “Lengths for Love,” and encouraged other playmates to donate their hair toward raising cancer awareness.

Nicole has enlisted the help of dozens of playmates and bunnies from all eras to “hop” into the project too. Just one major problem — hair that has been bleached can’t be used to make wigs and well, that pretty much cuts out 95 percent of the Playboy population — including the twins.

“The twins (Hef’s new girlfriends) can’t actually donate their hair, the hair used has to be healthy enough to be retreated and not too over-processed,” Nicole told Tarts. “So we’re doing lots of fundraisers and events as well that everyone (including her PMOY predecessor Sara Jean Underwood, Hef’s former flame Holly Madison and his current number one Crystal Harris) can be involved with. Hef is supporting it too; he’s a huge fan of charities.”

Nicole said that sometime over the summer the men’s magazine mogul even hopes to open the iconic Mansion for a party to raise funds for the cause. The starlet’s beau Brody Jenner also wanted to play a big part in “Lengths For Love” – but it was she who decided that that might not be so lovely.

“Brody wanted to grow his hair long but I had to tell him that wasn’t such a good idea and that there was far more beneficial things he could do,” she admitted with a laugh.

But when she’s not tending to her hot head of hair, the brunette babe is busy bouncing around her current residence which is Hef’s Bunny House, filming The Hills with Brody (she said she loves the never-ending drama) and is getting ready to hand over her tantalizing title to the next lady in line.

“Everyone keeps asking me if I’m sad (to relinquish the title) but I’m actually really excited,” she added. “It has opened so many doors and there is so much opportunity for me at the moment. I am so excited for the new girl, it’s going to change her life.”

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Karissa and Kristina Shannon are only 19 years old, but they’ve shacked up with what appears to be a very loved-up Hugh Hefner and even though they’re official girlfriends, the Shannon sisters still chose to bare their breasts at the Super Bowl bash held at the iconic mansion on Sunday. With their hair in pig tails, the girls wore “69″ cheergirl midriff tops – only they were made from water and color rather than a needle and thread.

The ladies used half-time to step outside and pose for pictures with fans and were carefully poised in between Hef’s main squeeze, 22-year-old Crystal Harris. After the game the girls returned for another quick cameo alongside Hef who was surrounded by flocks of females all vying for his attention. But unlike most of the playmates hopping around them, are the 82-year-old’s twin girlfriends set to alter the traditional playboy image and stay flat-chested?

“Hef really likes them as they are and so far no plans for surgery have been put in place,” said an inside source. “It could just be a matter of time, but as for now they’re content being natural.”

But one other (male, mind you) close to the men’s magazine mogul thinks their lack of silicon is already ruining reputations.

“They’re A’s and they’re representing Playboy, ridiculous,” said the source.

In the past Hef has happily paid for his lovers to go under the knife, but amid the economy crisis could this be another means for the mogul to save a little money?

Aside from the pole dancers, massage therapists, bunnies and broods of body-painted babes also in attendance at the popular charity-driven party was Denise Richards, Ron Jeremy, AnnaLynne McCord, “Pussycat Dolls” creator Robin Antin, ice-skater Sasha Cohen, former playmate Brande Roderick and Brett Michaels.

But speaking of girlfriends, it seems Hef’s former number one Holly Madison has now fully wiped her hands of the magazine empire. Despite telling Tarts after the break-up that she had full intentions to continue working in the art department, TMZ reported that she resigned from her position this week in order to spend more time in Sin City with her magician beau, Criss Angel.

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Hugh Hefner’s teenage sons, Marston and Cooper, are split on whether they would take after their dad in the dating department.

Before splitting earlier this year, 82-year-old Hef famously juggled three babes — Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt. He is now dating 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

“I’m not going to have multiple girlfriends — not at the same time,” 18-year-old Marston Hefner says in the January issue of Playboy “I can’t imagine that.”

His brother, 17-year-old Cooper Hefner, begs to differ.

“I can imagine doing that. I don’t think it’s an odd thing to do,” he says. “You date around to try to find a connection with some girl.”

Cooper admits he’s “already gotten in trouble” and had the “revolving-door conversation” with his mother, former Playmate Kimberley Conrad.

“One girl comes in the front door while the other one gets pushed out the back,” Cooper says, adding that his mother has told him, “‘We do not have a revolving door in this house!’

“She’s all about one girlfriend at a time,” he says.

Cooper also says growing up in the Playboy mansion is overrated.

“They don’t get it when you say, ‘There’s nothing to do there,’” he says. “But when you live here and come here every single day, you see the same things.

“Anybody else would be like, ‘Let’s go see monkeys!’ But I don’t want to see monkeys,” he goes on. “I’d rather go bowling than play with monkeys.”

Though their dad is adored by many, they view him as a bad dancer.

“He is cool out there because his moves are so uncool,” Marston says. “He’s a disco inferno from another planet!”

Adds Cooper, “He’s utterly confused, moving his body -— the fast shuffles, the crazy elbows — as if he’s not sure what he’s doing. And all these girls on both sides are freaking on him. It should be awkward, but it isn’t for him. It sort of works. Nobody alive can dance like him.”

So do the boys ever want to run Playboy one day?

“I definitely want to be involved with the company,” Cooper says. “If I were to take over the company or have a say in what’s going on, I’d want the girls to be presented more as they were in the pictorials back in the 1950s and 1960s -— kind of artsy, classy. I would like to bring back that retro-class feel.”‘

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