The outspoken comedian Kathy Griffin has ruffled a few celebrity feathers with her stand-up show aired on the Bravo TV network, entitled Tired Hooker. Now available to view in its entirety on YouTube, Griffin starts the show by referring to Kim Kardashian’s recent, short-lived marriage to Kris Humphries, calling the Nba basketball player Kardashian’s ‘special needs boyfriend’.

Wearing a black t-shirt, emblazoned with the phrase ‘Tired Hooker’ in gold writing, Griffin didn’t stop at mocking Kim Kardashian, but also mocked other members of the Kardashian family including Kim’s mother Kris Jenner. Other celebrities in the firing line included Ashton Kutcher who fell foul of Griffin’s stinging critique after he was recently caught cheating on his wife, actress Demi Moore. Griffin went on to joke about the stars of Dancing With The Stars including Chaz Bono and Nancy Grace. The comedienne then surprised those in attendance by lifting her t-shirt and revealing her underwear in a section about Nancy.

The 51-year-old comedienne rose to fame after appearing on the comedy TV shows Seinfeld, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Suddenly Susan. She has received three Grammy nominations for her comedy recordings and created a stage show for Broadway entitled Kathy Griffin Wants a Tony, in an overt attempt to bag herself a top theatre award. She is known for deriding celebrity culture and frequently talks about high profile celebrities such as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

 

Tomorrow, Tuesday, December 20 at 10/9C, nobody is safe, and no stone unturned as Kathy will take on the Kardashian marriage flop, dogs eating used condoms, and much, much¸more on Bravo’s Kathy Griffin: Tired Hooker – you don’t want to miss this one!

Bravo’s Kathy Griffin: Tired Hooker, Tuesday 12/20 @ 10/9c – Kathy is back with a brand new comedy special! Despite the title, Kathy is more alive and energetic than ever! It could be because of her new boyfriend who seems to really be waking her up…in more ways than one. Kathy isn’t afraid to get personal when she shares stories about her budding romance. And as one relationship begins, another one bites the dust. Poor Kim Kardashian is once again the butt (no pun intended) of Kathy’s jokes. Kim’s short-lived marriage hasn’t escaped ridicule from anyone, and Kathy is no exception!

 

Kathy is featured in the July/August issue of Every Day with Rachael Ray in the “Celeb Fridge” feature.

Kathy’s been getting so much buzz for her lean, sexy figure, and of course we can always rely on Kathy for honest, border-line obnoxious, and undeniable funny commentary.

One glance of her fridge:
“Yes, it does look like I live on a liquid diet – but not the same type as my mom. She lives on boxed wine.”.

Assistant or slave?
“Maybe I shouldn’t be saying this but I basically forced my assistant, Tiffany, to become my personal chef. One day she made the lethal mistake of letting me know that she could cook, and the rest is history. I’m all for getting every last bit of blood out of the stone – it’s just not enough that she files my paperwork and runs my errands.”

Her ideal dinner party guests:
“I’d invite you, my mom and ‘the divas’: Dolly Parton, Cher, and Liza Minnelli. You’d make great food, my mom would be hammered, and the divas would be singing and dancing. Oh, and I’d invite the head of the Academy [of Television Arts & Sciences], so I can work on getting another Emmy.”

Words of Wisdom:
PRIORITIZE.
“I value my Emmys more than people, and even bring them to dinner parties. They’re quite versatile actually. I’ve thought about hanging calamari from talons or using the globe as a whisk.”

PLAN AHEAD.
“To get Rachael to cook a dinner party for me, I’d invite her as a guest and tell her she won’t have to do a thing. When she walked in, I’d fake-cry and say the caterer canceled. But I’d magically have her favorite ingredients piled right on the counter.”

BE BALANCED.
“Life can be tough, so I don’t make it more difficult by starving myself. I admit that I sometimes forget to eat because I’m mesmerized by my awards. But usually I find that avoiding certain foods, like carbs, just makes for cranky, bitter, and angry people. I’m bitter enough already!”

 

Aubrey takes Kathy Griffin’s lesbian virginity at the A-List Awards. I’m SO not kidding:

Celebrate the best in food, fashion, beauty, design and pop culture this Wednesday at 10/9c with Bravo’s A-List Awards. Of course with Kathy Griffin hosting…there will be many a memorable moment. Tune-in to see who makes the A-List!

Check out Kathy’s opening number:
http://www.bravotv.com/bravo-a-list-awards/videos/kathys-on-the-a-list-now

 

Maggie Griffin is featured in the Fall 2008 issue of ELDR magazine. At age 88, she is one of the most recognized people in her West Hollywood neighborhood because of her daughter, Kathy Griffin, the wildly popular, eccentric, and often outrageous comedian, actress, and star of her own Emmy Award-winning reality TV show, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List.

ELDR’s Editor-in-Chief, Dave Bunnell, sat down with Maggie and her famous daughter as part of a segment of the reality show. As one of the magazine’s “Inspiring ELDRs,” Maggie Griffin is no longer shocked by her famous daughter’s antics and now comfortable in her role as a Hollywood mom.

Here are some quotes from the interview:

(Maggie) On growing up with Kathy: “I know a lot of people will be surprised, but Kathy was a wonderful, easy-to-raise teenager. I’d say she’s more of a problem as a grown-up, which is odd.”
(Kathy) On growing up with Maggie: “She’s still trying to grow up, Dave. That’s the problem. My mom gave birth to me when she was 70 years old. It was a miracle birth.”

(M) On whether Kathy went out drinking, smoking dope and hanging out with older guys as a teenager: “No, no. She was in the drama club and she was in all these plays and musicals. She was always funny. As a little girl she used to do a performance in our basement called ‘The Kathy Griffin Show.’”
(K) On Kathy’s biggest challenge with her mother: “My biggest challenge was dealing with a mother who was so old all the time.”

(M) On the first time Kathy ran away from home: “Oh my gosh, she was just a little thing, about four or five. We were at a big family gathering. All of a sudden, when we were ready to go, we couldn’t find Kathy. Pandemonium broke out. We called the police, and everyone was looking for her. I was crying in the back of a police car when we got a call that she was in a little café on Oak Park Boulevard. She had a bottle of soda with her that she carried from the picnic.”
(K) On the time she ran away: “I was carrying a bottle, just like Mom. Are you sure I’m your daughter, Mom? You might have picked up the wrong girl…”

(M) On Kathy being troublesome as an adult and whether she shocks Maggie: “Not so much anymore. I accept her shtick.”
(K) On her Emmy acceptance speech: “I showed it to her [Maggie] ahead of time, and she said it was funny.”
(M) On what Maggie really thought of Kathy’s Emmy acceptance speech: “No, I didn’t. I told her, ‘You are going to offend a lot of people” … But I was thrilled she won the award anyway.”

(M) On her personal secrets to longevity: “I love being around my family. They all have a great sense of humor, and all my kids are funny. My husband was funny and, of course, Kathy. I think that helps an awful lot.”
(K) On her mother’s diet: “She eats like a 19-year old frat guy. If I could hold her upside down, all the jelly beans would fall out. She eats nacho cheese dip and only the stuff that comes in cans, burritos from 7-Eleven, Sara Lee frozen dinners. Oh my god, I wish we could raid her kitchen right now—there’d be bags and bags of tortilla chips, Oreos, Twinkies, and cinnamon buns.”
(M) On Maggie’s own opinion of her diet: “That’s not true. I eat very well—and lots of fresh veggies and lots of fruits.”

 

Kathy Griffin says she never went all the way with her ex, Apple co-founder billionaire Steve Wozniak.

“We were dating, but were just friendly. I never f—-d him or anything!” she told Usmagazine.com during a visit to our NYC offices last Thursday.

“The truth is,” she added, “we really were friends the whole time.”

They definitely had their laughs together, she said.

“When we went to the Emmys together, I put on this really huge engagement ring and didn’t tell him,” she told Us. “There are these great photos of me posing with this great big fake diamond ring.

“He didn’t notice!” she added. “I was like, ‘Oh, by the way at the Emmys, I had on a fake engagement ring!’ And he was like, ‘Oh, that’s very funny.’”

She announced their split in April (they met in 2007 after he watched her perform).

After they called it quits, she said “he met someone very quickly and then they [got] engaged.”

No hard feelings, said Griffin, who plans to visit Wozniak (who appears on her Bravo reality show) in Saratoga, New York, on July 11.

“I have had dinner with them, and she’s a thousand times more appropriate!” she said. “I hate to say it, but in the Bruce, Demi, Ashton [scheme of things], I’m the Bruce!”

(source)

 

KATHY Griffin had an audience full of drag queens and D-listers in stitches Wednesday night when she hosted Bravo’s A-List Awards at Hammerstein Ballroom.

She kicked off her raunchy rant with, “Can you believe those dumb [bleeps] at Bravo let me host a show?” Griffin came out lying on a piano in a purple gown, slamming teen stars and crooning, “Miley Cyrus will get a down-there virus.”

Mariah Carey earned a lyric, too, with, “She’s insane, marrying Nick Cannon . . . What is she, his aunt? His mother?”
The gift-bag-loving Griffin then ranted about how the “cheap” Bravo network didn’t provide one.

“That mother[bleep]er George Clooney ruined it for all of us,” she yelled. “He decided to donate his Oscar bag to some bull[bleep] environmental organization and ruined it for me.”

Griffin, currently on the cover of A Bear’s Life – a magazine dedicated to macho, “furry” gays known as “bears” – admitted she watched “Living Lohan” and is obsessed with Dina and Ali Lohan.

“I wish I could have had a manager mom out at clubs [bleep]ing guys to get me roles,” Griffin cracked. “My mom’s at home drinking a box of wine.”

Actress Lauren Hutton, who accepted a lifetime achievement honor, slurred that she hadn’t slept in 46 hours, rubbed her crotch with the big silver award and mumbled “sluts” on stage.

“Project Runway” winner Jay McCarroll caused a scene in the audience by screaming at “Real Housewives of New York City” star Bethenny Frankel in front of the other housewives, “You’re the only one I love! The others are pretend rich!”

Among the awards given out were A-List Chef to Daniel Boulud and the A-List Everywhere Award, which went to Sen. Barack Obama, whose fellow nominees included Britney Spears, Ryan Seacrest and Nicole Richie.

The show airs on Bravo on Thursday.

(source)

 

 

IT didn’t take long for Apple billionaire Steve Wozniak to get over our favorite comic, Kathy Griffin. “His secretary called me to say he was dating someone else. And then three weeks after he met this woman, he married her!” Griffin told us at Ben Silverman and NBC’s Upfront party the other night at the Empire Hotel. Griffin isn’t too broken up, though – “We were really just friends anyway.” Meanwhile, Silverman’s mom, Mary, held court at the St. Tropez Tan-sponsored party with Brooke Shields, Minka Kelly, Christian Slater and a pregnant Amy Poehler.

(source)



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