Celebrity Mound

Smutty Paris Hilton has been booted off a luxury boat – for getting up to naughtiness with her boyfriend in the bog.

She and Doug Reinhardt had to walk the plank after Elton John’s fella David Furnish caught the heiress trying to, like, shiver Doug’s timbers on a party yacht at Cannes A source said: “David met Paris at the Hotel du Cap and invited her to a party on his friend’s yacht.

“As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug’s throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn’t care who was looking.

“They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time.

“But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out.

“David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour.

“Everyone congratulated the captain.”

Let’s just hope they washed their hands…

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Sharon Stone and Marion Cotillard

Elizabeth Hurley and David Furnish

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt

The heirhead is being sued for $8.3 million by Worldwide Entertainment Group, an investor in her 2006 bomb “Pledge This!” for allegedly failing to promote the film or its subsequent DVD release. But even funnier than the thought of Hilton missing a promotional opportunity is the deposition filed this week in Miami Federal Court. Hilton claimed, “Any chance I got . . . I would just bring it up,” by saying, “Oh, my new sorority film, it’s going to be sexy, it’s going to be really hot girls.” The hotel heiress was also a producer of the film, though she doesn’t really know what that job entailed. She said, “I’m not sure what a producer does, but — I don’t know, help get cool people in the cast.”

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Paris Hilton’s boyfriend Doug Reinhardt got into a fight with a man who tried to grope the heiress at a Los Angeles club Monday.

The two were dancing at H-Wood when an intoxicated male clubgoer approached Hilton and tried to touch her cleavage, a witness tells Usmagazine.com.

“Doug protected his lady and pushed the guy,” adds another source. “That’s when all of Doug’s boys stepped in and beat the crap out of the guy. Then Doug had security kick him out of the club.”

Fellow clubgoers Jessica Alba and Cash Warren – who were dancing alongside Hilton and Reinhardt – were shocked.

“Alba and Cash looked at one another and “were like ‘wow,’” says an onlooker.

(Despite several witnesses, Reinhardt’s rep said, “Doug was not involved in a fight last night.”)

Hilton and Reinhardt didn’t seem bothered by the brawl. They mingled with Brody Jenner around 1:20 a.m. before calling it a night shortly after 2 a.m.

“They are very much in love and happy,” a source tells Us of the two. “They make the perfect couple. [They] are taking the family jet and headed to Kentucky for the Derby this weekend.”

Hilton confirms their weekend plans.

“I’m really excited to go to the derby,” she tells Us exclusively. “This is my first time going and I love horses.”

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