As if there weren’t more reasons to obsess over Eva Longoria — we almost fell out of our chairs in congratulations when we heard the petite housewife wracked up a $12,000 tab at a San Antonio Target.
We doubt even the most sophisticated mathematical minds could find ways to spend that kind of dough in one visit to the savings spot. Rest assured, Eva reps tell PageSix.com that a “fractional†amount of 12K was dished out at the bullseye, all on Christmas gifts for the Longoria/Tony Parker clans.
Yet the thought of Eva spending such a specific number intrigued us. What could she walk away with, you ask? Here’s a taste.
With $12,000, Mrs. Parker could’ve scored from Target shelves:
285 copies of Desperate Housewives: The Complete Third Season
3,252 boxes of L’Oreal Vive hair coloring (if used every eight weeks, adds up to a 542 year supply)
1,600 tubes of greaseless wonder Bengay for athlete hubby Parker
63 nine-position lawnmowers in fire-engine red (all the better to lure those underage gardeners)
240 space heaters for her pink-laden, Ken Paves–trodden star trailer
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