Because life’s short so you should fill it with as many bad decisions as possible, Khloe Kardashian is really marrying her new boyfriend Lamar Odom this Sunday, according to E! News:
With the newly betrothed Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom scrambling to pull off their wedding in record time, here’s where things stand as of this morning, according to sources close to the couple.
When: Sunday, late afternoon
Where: At a family friend’s home in L.A.—the Bel-Air residence of music mogul Irving Azoff
Guests: About 250, among them the extended Kardashian clan (including sisters Kim and Kourtney and stepbro Brody Jenner), Odom’s Lakers teammates (Kobe Bryant’s got an invite but hasn’t RSVP’d yet), several fellow E! personalities (including Ryan Seacrest) and Kathie Lee Gifford
Ring: She has it and is expected to debut it as soon as today. It’s ginormous.
Gifts: The couple have registered at both Williams-Sonoma and Gearys Beverly Hills, with their handy buying guides available online for would-be guests. Nothing has yet been purchased, which means you can still get them the $500 margarita maker, the $1,200 knife set or the $1,075 Baccarat crystal decanter. Cheapskate option: $10 whisk.
Prenup? No confirmation either way, but Odom just inked a four-year, $33 million contract and a source tells E! News a prenup “has been discussed.”
Pregnant? Sources say Khloé is not pregnant, just in love.
So Why the Rush? A friend of Odom tells us, “He got to that point in life where he wanted to settle down, then she came into his life not long after.”
Sources confirm the date to E! News and claim that most guests (but apparently not some of his Los Angeles Lakers teammates) have already been notified over the phone, with formal invites expected to arrive later this week.
Of course, the 25-year-old E! starlet is keeping mum about the whole thing, telling us exclusively, “I can’t confirm or deny…”
Still, a source close to the 29-year-old hoopster tells E! News that the couple went ring shopping over the weekend in Los Angeles and that the lucky lady found a ring that Odom bought on the spot.
“She’s not wearing it yet because it is being resized,” says the source.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m looking forward to the honeymoon sex tape that “contractors found in a locked safe” leaking online next week along with the surprise birth of their first baby. (She hid it well. I guess.) No, really, it’s all right here in the memo from Khloe’s publicist titled “Sasquatch Wants to Feel Important Too: A 3-Week Plan.”
