Nicole Richie is brave enough to tackle jail, reality TV, and a friendship with Paris Hilton, but she’s freaking out about giving birth.
The 26-year-old Nicole, whose ‘bun’ is almost done, has hired a Hollywood hypnotist to keep her calm before the big day, Janet Charlton reports. The swami, who Nicole turned to when she wanted to quit smoking, is teaching the petite mom-to-be to focus on the positive — not the pain — of childbirth.
Nicole, like us, seems to have learned everything she knows about labor from Hollywood. While, say, the birthing sequence in Knocked Up keeps us awake at night, we suspect Nicole is still haunted by the pregnancy and labor lesson she learned in season four of The Simple Life.
Here’s hoping her own actions (she took the husband of an expectant wife out to a strip club) don’t come back to bite her on her considerably less boney butt (is this an inappropriate time to ask Nicole to pretty please, hold on to some of that baby weight?).
Hmm… Where’s Joel Madden right now?
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