The heartbroken David Arquette, now going through a very public separation with wife Courteney Cox, only wanted to talk to Howard Stern exclusively to tell his side of the story. He called into the Howard Stern Show this morning, (at 4:15AM Pacific Time) to clear the air about rumors of affairs on both sides and all the emotional turmoil he is going through. The very personal and honest conversation, which went on for about an hour, can be seen in its entirety only on Howard TV On Demand starting tomorrow night.

The entire interview can be seen starting October 13 on Howard TV On Demand and will be available for about three weeks. More info at www.howard.tv

 

Stern called King a “loser” and “the luckiest man in show business” at a Hamptons party over the weekend – and a “f?ing ass?” on his Sirius radio show Monday – after learning that the CNN talk-show host had trashed him in an interview published last week in Steppin’ Out magazine.

King invited the verbal beatdown when Steppin’ Out columnist Chaunce Hayden asked the suspendered wonder if Stern would make a good replacement for him when he steps down from his talk show.

“No, I wouldn’t want to be compared to Howard Stern,” King said, adding: “He’s not tasteful at all.” King continued: “You go to the least common denominator and that’s Howard Stern.”

He also said the shock jock “would like you to print that I called him a smock” – presumably a euphemism for the Yiddish word “schmuck.”

King ended his diatribe with: “I regard Howard Stern as worthless.”

Stern had been on vacation and was unaware of King’s comments when Gatecrasher brought him up to speed at Savanna’s in Southampton, where his wife, Beth, was being feted as Hamptons magazine’s new cover girl.

“It’s alleged he was banging his wife’s sister and he’s saying that I’m tasteless?” Stern said incredulously. “He’s a frog … an imp and he’s the luckiest man in show business.”

As for King’s “smock” remark, Stern said: “Is that something you wear when you paint?” The self-described King of All Media then summarized the career of the soon-to-be King of no media.

“Larry King did overnight radio. He got no ratings. He moved to CNN,” Stern said, “where he had no competition. As soon as MSNBC and Fox News gave him a little bit of competition, the cards folded.”

Stern said he has no plans to take over King’s show (or join the cast of “American Idol” for that matter), but were the job his, he told us, “I would do everything that Larry doesn’t do because Larry’s a loser and he lost his entire audience.

“Let’s be honest, he didn’t retire willingly. The man had one foot in the grave. It’s obvious, he is no longer relevant.”

King declined to add to the snipefest.

 

Howard Stern dislikes Jay Leno and he’s not afraid to say it.

And perhaps, CBS’ “The Early Show,” seeing potential ratings in Stern just doing that, gave the outspoken radio host upwards of four minutes Tuesday morning to slam the “Tonight Show” boss.

“Just the mere mention of Jay Leno’s name makes me to want to vomit,” Stern told “Early Show” anchor Harry Smith — who, not surprisingly, barely got a word in.

“I don’t like this guy,” Stern said. “I don’t disguise it.”

Stern was on to weigh in on the late-night wars, which got underway again Monday night when Leno returned to host “Tonight.”

Leno left the show last June as part of a five-year NBC plan to replace him with Conan O’Brien on “Tonight.” Leno left reluctantly, and announced he would do a comedy show weeknights at 10 p.m.

O’Brien’s version of “Tonight” struggled in the Nielsen department, followed by Leno failing in the 10 p.m. slot. In January, NBC officials decided to move Leno back to late night with a half-hour show at 11:35 p.m., followed by O’Brien at 12:05 a.m. with “Tonight.”

O’Brien balked at the move, saying he didn’t want to be part of the destruction of the “Tonight” franchise. He then negotiated a settlement for himself and his staff worth $45 million.

“Jay Leno seems to be the kind of showbiz animal that won’t let go,” Stern said, suggesting Leno should have initially walked away when NBC decided to replace him. “Jay is a lap dog.”

Smith did say that television was a business, and Leno was able to generate ratings and revenue for NBC.

Leno typically does not respond to remarks like Stern’s.

But a source close to Jay says, “it’s just Howard trying to stay relevant, especially at new contract time.

“It is ironic, however, that Howard goes off like this about Jay, but at the same time he and his producer continually try to book Jay as a guest on the show.’”

Check out the video from the CBS Early Show below:

 

As if Tiger Woods’s apology last week for his serial philandering wasn’t enough of a public humiliation, several of his former mistresses have agreed to take part in a beauty pageant in which they will compete for a $100,000 prize.

The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, organized by shock jock Howard Stern, will be held on March 10.

So far, only four of the golfer’s former mistresses — out of the 13 identified in the press — have agreed to take part.

They will compete in categories such as “Swimsuit,” “Personality” and “Talent” to earn the judges’ votes.

When Stern first announced the idea of the pageant, he said that it would take place only if more than three women responded. All of them had to have been named in news publications as lovers of the golfer.

The prize money for Stern’s pageant will be supplied by AshleyMadison.com, a “discreet dating service” company. The site, which has 4.5 million users, advertises itself with the slogan “Life is Short, Have an Affair.”

 

Howard Stern’s gorgeous wife, Beth Ostrosky, says the shock jock would be as tough an “American Idol” judge as Simon Cowell.

“I am so fortunate that I get to sit next to Howard when he critiques ‘Idol’ every week at home,” Ostrosky said.

“Not only is it hysterical, he’s so honest. I think he would be great.” Asked if official talks were under way, Beth, speaking at the Fashion Week catwalk for Heidi Klum’s “Project Runway,” said, “He’s having fun with the idea. I don’t know, you’ll have to ask him.”

We first reported that Stern is an early favorite among producers to take over for Simon. A source close to “Idol” said, “Producers are focused on the show right now, and no decision on a replacement will be announced soon. Howard is making a good case for himself as a judge.” Fox declined to comment.

 

“American Idol” producers are eager to hire Howard Stern to replace Simon Cowell as the show’s tough-talking judge.

An insider said that producers of the hit Fox show say Stern, America’s highest-paid radio personality, is their top choice to take over from Cowell, who leaves at the end of this season. They approached the King of All Media after he repeatedly mentioned on-air that his exclusive Sirius XM Radio deal expires next January and he was open to other offers. Cowell was paid $50 million a year.

A source connected to “Idol” said, “It’s one of the few shows that could compete with Stern’s $100 million-a-year Sirius contract, and ‘Idol’ bosses think he’d be even nastier than Simon.

“They know he would be great TV and would clash with the other judges such as Ellen DeGeneres and the contestants. ‘Idol’ will do what it takes to sign him.”

But a second source told us Stern hasn’t made the “Idol” talks easy, and has been giving out mixed messages about his intentions.

“Despite what he’s been saying on-air, Howard isn’t ready to leave radio and would like to stay on at Sirius,” the source said. “We believe this is a ploy to make Sirius pay up and keep him on his huge contract. But if Sirius can’t pay him the money he wants, he may negotiate to film ‘Idol’ on the side.”

Stern is also believed to be reluctant to commit to a show that would require him to tour the US as a judge and spend much of the year in Los Angeles.

He recently said, somewhat cryptically, “I was approached by a major TV network to take over a TV show and leave here and do that next year — and I did turn it down . . . I’m not even sure if I want to be working. I’m waiting to see what happens.”

Calls to Stern’s agent and producer were not returned. A rep for FOX declined to comment.

 

Clear Channel Communications Inc., the home of conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh, said it’s interested in signing Howard Stern when the shock jock’s contract with Sirius satellite radio expires.

That would mark an about-face for the nation’s largest radio chain, which yanked his show from its stations in 2004 after his raunchy broadcasts were repeatedly subjected to regulatory fines.

John Hogan, chief executive of Clear Channel’s Radio division, told Bloomberg BusinessWeek that Stern would have to accept the government-imposed limits of terrestrial radio.

Stern, whose five-year, $500 million contract with Sirius XM Radio Inc. expires at year’s end, does not face the same restrictions with Sirius because that show is distributed over satellite radio.

Although Clear Channel confirmed its interest in Stern to The Associated Press on Monday, the shock jock appeared to dismiss the prospects of signing with the company.

“Once you come on here, it’s actually very difficult to go back,” Stern said on the “Bubba The Love Sponge” show Thursday.

He said he did get an actual job offer.

“Not a bona fide offer, but people have been making them,” Stern said. However, “I can’t imagine the day where I would ever work for Clear Channel. That’s pretty sure.”

Calls and e-mails to Sirius and Stern’s agent, Don Buchwald, were not returned.

Stern has repeatedly said on his show that he might quit or retire from satellite radio once his contract expires.

Aside from Clear Channel, it’s not clear who in radio would pay up for him.

There’s one satellite radio company left and Stern’s already on it. While Sirius’ finances have improved, the company might not be able to afford him again at half a billion dollars.

Free radio also isn’t in great shape these days, struggling with steep drops in advertising and high debt loads. Citadel Broadcasting Corp., the nation’s third-largest operator of radio stations, has filed for bankruptcy protection.

Whether or not Stern jumps ship, at least he’s got some leverage in his contract talks with Sirius, said Tom Taylor, executive news editor of Radio-info.com, a trade news Web site.

“The dancing has begun,” Taylor said.

 

Howard Stern is threatening to leave Sirius XM Radio Inc. now that the shock jock and the satellite radio provider are getting set to enter contract talks in 2010.

That threat probably seems less daunting to Sirius than it once would have. Sirius originally wanted Stern so badly that it gave him the most lucrative radio contract ever, a five-year deal that started in 2006 and paid him $500 million in cash and stock.

Today, he doesn’t have many places left to go – at least if he wants another huge payday.

Free radio stations are struggling with steep drops in advertising and high debt loads, and probably can’t pay top dollar to get Stern back to the medium where he began. He also likely would chafe at being censored again after enjoying the freedom of satellite radio, where his racy banter hasn’t been subject to federal restrictions on language and content.

He can’t switch to another satellite radio provider – Sirius swallowed the only other one, XM, last year.

So if Stern, 55, does re-sign with Sirius, it’s likely to be for less this time around.

Sirius nearly had to file for bankruptcy protection this year and is still trying to reduce costs. The company is feeling the brunt of weak auto sales, which deliver many of its new customers. And it faces new threats from emerging commercial-free rivals such as Internet radio.

For these reasons – and because Stern has warned other times that he might quit or retire – his latest threat rings hollow to some analysts.

“It’s probably positioning for contract negotiations,” said Brett Harriss, an analyst at Gabelli & Co., whose parent Gamco Investors Inc. owns 1.1 million shares of Sirius. “I don’t think he would give up his bullhorn.”

Sirius’ chief executive, Mel Karmazin, told The Associated Press in a recent interview that he will work hard to retain Stern, but the company would not offer more detailed comments. Stern’s agent, Don Buchwald, did not respond to requests for comment.

Stern made his name on traditional or “terrestrial” radio. While Sirius mainly makes its money from selling subscriptions, the money that flowed to Stern on traditional radio came from syndication rights. In that setup, radio stations pay companies that distribute programs such as Stern’s.

Many of those radio stations have struggled since Stern left the free airwaves, and the recession compounded the problems. In the first nine months of the year, radio advertising revenue fell by 21 percent to $11.8 billion, according to the Radio Advertising Bureau.

Citadel Broadcasting Corp., the nation’s third-largest operator of radio stations, filed for bankruptcy protection Sunday. Other big station owners also are wrestling with debts, and the syndication division of the largest station owner, Clear Channel Communications Inc., already is believed to be paying Rush Limbaugh $400 million over an eight-year contract.

“Who else can afford Howard Stern?” Harriss said.

When Stern signed with Sirius, the company trailed XM Satellite Radio Holdings Inc. in the race for customers. It badly needed a marquee name to attract subscribers to its service, which delivers 130 radio channels anywhere in the country for $6.99 a month to $19.99 a month, depending on the package.

Now after buying XM for $3.3 billion, Sirius has 18.5 million subscribers, down slightly from a peak of 19 million at the end of last year. Sirius’ radio lineup beyond Stern includes Oprah Winfrey, Martha Stewart, NFL games and Major League Baseball. Half of its channels are music and free of commercials, while the rest air sports, talk shows, news, entertainment, traffic and weather.

The company still has never posted a net profit. Revenue was nearly flat in the last quarter, and Sirius remains pressured to cut costs. Sirius narrowly avoided bankruptcy protection 10 months ago by getting $530 million in financing from Liberty Media Corp. Sirius had to give a 40 percent ownership stake to Liberty, which is controlled by satellite mogul John Malone.

As Sirius tries to get its finances in order, it must cope with threats from emerging technologies, such as Internet radio services that also deliver radio programming without commercials.

The company has been trying to cut costs. Sirius’ programming expenses in the past four quarters fell 18 percent from the total paid by Sirius and XM in the previous year, when they were still separate companies. Sirius has eliminated duplicative radio programs since it absorbed XM and found ways to reduce “on-air talent costs.”

Given the climate, if Stern returns to Sirius, “he’s not going to get $500 million again,” said Miller Tabak analyst David Joyce. Robert Eatman, the agent for Sirius talents Opie & Anthony and rapper Nick Cannon, agreed that Stern is “probably not worth” $500 million to Sirius now.

But the question will be just how much less Sirius can pay and still keep Stern.

Stern accounts for about $80 million of Sirius’ annual programming costs, which have totaled $365 million over the past four quarters. The $80 million covers Stern’s salary, wages for his staff and production and operating expenses, according to filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission. The remainder of the contract was paid in stock.

There are no independent ratings available to track the popularity of Stern’s show, which airs Mondays through Thursdays from 6 a.m. to 9 a.m. But he has been so important to Sirius that he was the sole radio talent mentioned in SEC filings from 2006 through 2009 as a party whose failure could hurt Sirius’ business. (Automakers were also among the listed entities.) In his first year at Sirius, Stern received a stock bonus worth $82.9 million because Sirius’ subscriber count exceeded an agreed-upon target by more than 2 million.

Stern could leave to start a new venture, perhaps a subscription service that sends his show to PCs and mobile devices. Sirius already streams Stern’s shows online and through the iPhone. Or he could explore more options in cable TV, where his first pay-per-view special, “Howard Stern’s Negligee and Underpants Party,” was offered in 1988.

Stern also could retire.

“Howard has the creative and business freedom to do what he wants to. He can just about write his own ticket in a number of areas,” said Tom Taylor, executive news editor of Radio-Info.com, which tracks the radio industry. “He doesn’t need to do anything. He’s going to pay the rent fine.”

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