Dec 292009
 

The “Girls Gone Wild” founder is vowing to sue Gawker.com for $10 million after the Web site labeled Francis “a rapist” while crowning him the winner of its “Douche of the Decade” poll. Francis received 32 percent of the nearly 9,000 votes cast.

“You messed with the wrong guy. No one makes up lies about me and gets away with it,” Francis e-mailed Gawker founder Nick Denton. “I lost a $10 million deal as a direct result of you calling me ‘a rapist.’ You will be paying me every dime of that back and more! Are you mentally retarded? Do your research first. I am coming after you harder than I ever went after anyone. I am going to wipe you off the grid!!!! YOU ARE DONE! I will take everything you have. You, Nick Denton, are truly the douche of the decade. Merry Xmas IDIOT!!!

Francis attached a shirtless photograph of himself, adding, “I sent you an updated picture of how I look now . . . because you seem to be quite sexually obsessed with me.”

Francis said that the Gawker item caused him to lose a $10 million international distribution deal. “They used Wikipedia as their source. It’s pathetic,” he said. Francis has never been accused of rape, although in 2006, an 18-year-old girl told the Los Angeles Times how she was pressured into having sex with him on the back of the “Girls Gone Wild” bus.

Gawker managing editor Gabriel Snyder told us, “We really wanted to retire the word ‘douche’ by crowning Joe Francis as its apotheosis, but it looks like he’s determined to remain the standard-bearer.” Snyder said Gawker had not been served with any papers by Francis and that the site has no plans to take down its original story.

(source)

Oct 152009
 

“Girls Gone Wild” producer Joe Francis was talking tough about his nemesis, Brody Jenner, on the red carpet at Bardot in Hollywood the other night. “If I see Brody Jenner, he is dead,” Francis said, and charmingly added that Jenner has the “smallest penis I have ever seen.”

But Francis — who brawled with the star of “The Hills” at an LA bar recently — didn’t expect to come face to face with Jenner and four strapping friends moments later inside the Star magazine party. A spy reports, “Brody’s boys stood up as soon as they saw Joe. Lo Bosworth told them all to calm down and not do anything crazy. Brody and his pals walked out giving Francis dirty looks. Francis stood there with his tail between his legs. He looked scared [bleep]less.”

(source)

Oct 132009
 

Joe Francis insists his decision to join the gay rights march in DC had nothing to do with rehabilitating his troubled image — but all about civil rights. The “Girls Gone Wild” creator told us, “With the gay movement, it’s personal. The same religious-right [bleep]holes who took away my civil rights and put me in jail for a year because they don’t like what I do for a living have taken away gay rights. I know firsthand how it feels to have your civil rights stripped from you.”

But proving that the leopard never really changes its spots, Francis added, “P.S., lots of lesbians marched, too.”

(source)

Sep 252009
 

It didn’t take “Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis long to get up to his old tricks. Just days after avoiding additional jail time by pleading guilty to filing false tax returns and agreeing to pay back $249,705 to the government, Francis will be hosting LA Laker forward Lamar Odom’s bachelor party at Hollywood club Les Deux, complete with “stripper poles, midgets, and tons of candy.” Odom, who’s known for his sweet tooth, is set to marry Khloe Kardashian Sunday after dating the reality-TV star for about a month.

Should be wild! Too bad he can’t talk some sense into Lamar.

(source)

Sep 232009
 

Looks like Joe will avoid further jail time in a tax case that spanned two states and several years, court filings show.

Records filed Wednesday in Los Angeles show the “Girls Gone Wild” founder will plead guilty to two counts of filing false tax returns and one count of bribing Nevada jail workers in exchange for food.

The plea agreement states Francis will pay $250,000 in restitution and receive credit for jail time served. Francis was indicted by a federal grand jury on tax evasion charges in 2007 and has spent 301 days in jail. He will receive a year of supervised release.

The amount Francis is agreeing he underreported, nearly $563,000, is far less than the more than $20 million in fraudulent deductions prosecutors alleged Francis made. The deductions were for a Mexican home where Francis entertained celebrities, a Porsche, and other items.

Francis also will acknowledge giving more than $5,000 in goods to a pair of Washoe County, Nevada jail workers in exchange for food. Francis was held at the jail from June 2007 to March 2008.

He is scheduled to be sentenced at 2 p.m. Wednesday in a Los Angeles federal court.

Francis’s attorney, Brad D. Brian, said Wednesday he could not comment until after Wednesday’s sentencing.

Brian has said in court that prosecutors didn’t understand Francis’ business model and that the expenses were part of building the “Girls Gone Wild” brand. Trial exhibits that may have been shown to jurors included clippings from magazines showing celebrities such as Orlando Bloom and Kim Kardashian joined Francis at the estate in Mexico.

The agreement comes weeks before the scheduled start of Francis’ trial, which has been frequently delayed since a Nevada grand jury indicted him on tax evasion charges in 2007.

The most recent delay came after a key government witness, Francis’ former accountant, turned over hundreds of previously undisclosed e-mails. Francis has used the e-mails as a basis of a civil lawsuit against his former accountant, Michael Barrett, and other former employees, contending they set up a shadow company and fraudulently billed him for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Barrett’s credibility as a witness came into question in recent weeks, with the federal judge overseeing the case, S. James Otero, warning prosecutors that Barrett posed problems for them. The judge noted that Barrett had sought a reward for turning Francis in, even though he may have also committed a crime.

Otero told prosecutors during a hearing earlier this summer that they should consider resolving the case before it went to trial.

The agreement calls for any tax liabilities of Francis or his companies from 2002 to 2008 to be handled in civil or administrative arenas.

Sep 062009
 

Joe Francis Slams Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole

Joe Francis and Brody Jenner were embroiled in a club fight at Hollywood hotspot Guys last Thursday in which Jenner claims Francis beat his girlfriend. The fisticuffs ended with Jenner being tasered, and authorities are investigating the situation.

Pop Tarts caught up with the “Girls Gone Wild” creator to get his side of the story.

“I am the victim of a crime and I have bigger fish to fry. I’m dealing with some idiot, some club rat in Hollywood, and this is ridiculous because I’m a million times above this,” Francis told Pop Tarts. “All that I’m saying is that I’m 100 percent confident that I will come out completely clean on this, and we have been in contact with the police … and I’m fine. I’ve got scratches and bruises but there is no excuse for something like this. It was an unprovoked attack by two losers.”

This isn’t the first time Jenner and Francis have butted heads. Earlier this year, the two had another heated exchange at club MyHouse.

“It was another unprovoked attack. It was so interesting because in that attack, Jayde punches Abbey Wilson, her new best friend, who was the girl by her side that she went to rescue, who was my girlfriend at the time,” Francis said. “I don’t know who Jayde is, I’ve never talked to that girl. I’m so above these people.”

He does, however, seem to have heard a thing or two about Brody Jenner’s, um, Jenner Jr.

“Take a highlighter, put your fingers around that, and take half of it,” Francis said, mentioning two former “Laguna Beach” stars who could vouch for his assertion.

Taking a higher road for a moment, Francis said he’s more concerned about the flames ravaging his town.

“It’s just so stupid. LA is about to burn to down and people give a crap about this? I’m concerned about people’s houses and these fires,” he added. “If you watch these fires coming over the hills, that’s where my concern is. Not Brody on ‘The Hills,’ the kid is a loose cannon.”

Reps for Jenner and Nicole did not respond to repeated requests for comment.

(source)

Aug 302009
 

So Joe Francis either hit a girl in the face, or he’s been outrageously slandered by Brody Jenner.

Guess which route Joe Francis is taking?

“I’m the victim,” the oft put-upon Francis told E! News Friday when we caught up with him at his Santa Monica office. “Brody hit me in the face.”

Of course, by now you’ve heard that some sort of ruckus involving Jenner, Francis and a taser took place last night outside the Hollywood nightclub Guys & Dolls.

Jenner twittered that Francis kicked and punched his Playboy Playmate girlfriend Jayde Nicole—which, according to eyewitnesses, occurred after Nicole threw a drink in Francis’ face because he was paying too much unwanted attention to his ex (and her BFF), model Abbey Wilson.

He “may have accidentally grabbed [Nicole's] hair” as he was turning around after having a drink poured on him, Francis told us. But, he added, surveillance footage from the club will totally back up his side of the story, which is that the possible hair-pull “may have been the only contact he had with anybody.”

“Someone shoved me from behind, then hurled a drink at me, glass and all,” Francis said in a statement released shortly after E! spoke with him.

“I turned to see who it was, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, with Brody Jenner ripping at my shirt. The security guards told me they saw the whole thing, and apologized to me for the trouble. They even offered me a new Guys and Dolls T-shirt.”

Security was helping Francis to his car when, according to the Girls Gone Wild guy, Jenner “cold-cocked” him. And at some point during the ensuing melee, someone tasered Jenner.

Francis says he’s considering taking legal action against Jenner for the reality-TV prince’s “false, outrageous, and slanderous” accusation (via Twitter) that Francis hit someone, let alone a girl.

“I’ve never hit a girl in my life,” continued the avowed woman-cherisher and professional breast-appreciator, “and the accusation disgusts me.” (So you can imagine how disgusting this accusation must be.)

And just in case you were wondering “Well, if Joe Francis is the victim, then what is Brody Jenner?”

According to Francis, Jenner is the guy with, among other problems, the “smallest penis in Hollywood.”

We’re expecting a retaliatory attack on Francis’ manhood shortly…

Aug 292009
 

“GIRLS Gone Wild” tycoon Joe Francis was nursing a swollen jaw yesterday after a barroom brawl with reality TV star Brody Jenner and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, at the Guys & Dolls Lounge in Los Angeles.

“I’m going to the police to file assault charges,” Francis told Page Six yesterday. “The whole incident is on videotape. I’m the victim here. They will not get away with it.”

Francis said he was at the hot spot Thursday night talking to an ex-girlfriend when Nicole — the Playboy 2008 Playmate of the Year for 2008, best known for having the word “Respect” tattooed below her bikini line — turned violent.

“She comes up behind me, pushes me, and then dumps a glass of champagne on me, so I reached around and grabbed her hair,” Francis told Page Six.

Earlier, Jenner told TMZ that Francis punched Nicole in the face, threw her to the floor and started kicking her. And Nicole said she plans to file charges against Francis.

But Francis says, “These guys are complete liars.” When Jenner ripped his shirt off and knocked him down, “I went into a submissive ball. I covered my face and let the whole thing subside.”

Francis said Jenner — who’s appeared in “The Princes of Malibu,” “The Hills” and “Bromance” — was thrown out of the club by security men, and he left shortly after.

Then, “I was outside smoking a cigarette waiting for my driver,” Francis said. “The next thing I know, I’m waking up on the ground. Brody cold-cocked me.” Guards reportedly Tasered Jenner to subdue him.

A witness corroborated Francis’ account. “I didn’t actually see Francis punch her,” the bystander, a woman, said. “She definitely threw a drink on him and shoved him, and then he turned around and started pulling her hair. The next thing I knew, he was on the floor and there were a crowd of people around. It was chaos.”

(source)

Aug 292009
 

The Los Angeles County Sherriff’s Dept. is looking for Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis after he allegedly assaulted Brody Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole at Guys and Dolls nightclub in West Hollywood.

According to Jenner, he and Jayde were celebrating his birthday at the club, when Francis began hitting on one of his ex-girlfriends. Jayde, Playboy’s 2008 Playmate of the Year, felt Francis was harassing the woman and threw a drink on him.

Francis became enraged and allegedly pulled Jayde’s hair, punched her in the face, threw her to the ground and kicked her.

A friend of Jayde’s tried to fight Francis off and he allegedly hit that girl also. Security broke up the fight and Jenner tried to grab Francis, ripping his shirt. Both men were thrown out of the nightclub.

Once outside, Jenner says he punched Francis in the face, before being tased and falling to the ground.

Police received a call at 2:46 a.m. Francis left the scene before they arrived. No one was arrested. A police report was filed and Nicole says she will press charges.

In addition to some of her hair being pulled out, Nicole’s injuries include a black and blue cheek, her face is swollen, she has a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sore.

Jenner posted about the incident on his Twitter page:

Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him?
How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of shit
Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!

Francis is scheduled to stand trial in October on tax evasion charges.