Video: Rihanna’s new man Matt Kemp makes Fake Match.com ad

Let’s hope RiRi has a sense of humor.

A new parody video of a Match.com audition by Los Angeles Dodgers first baseman Matt Kemp, who has been spotted recently canoodling with Rihanna in Mexico, has hit the Internet.

The minute-long video on comedy Web site FunnyOrDie.com features a Kemp lookalike speaking sincerely into the camera, sharing his preferences for a female companion.

“I’m just looking for a chick with a dude’s haircut that likes sharing umbrellas,” he says. “I’m drawn to women with whiny voices who wear clothes that show their nips.”

But the real kicker comes at the end of the clip, when the faux-Kemp takes a shot at Rihanna’s ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown.

“I don’t know if that matters, but I don’t hit chicks,” he says.

“Because, you know, hitting chicks, that’s not cool. I don’t do it.”

Neither Rihanna, nor Kemp, have publicly spoken about their relationship.